Weird English
The following are the reasons as to what are considered weird English , according to the one born in one of the countries in South-East Asia. 1. You learn grammar and structure, but no matter how hard you learn and how much time you spend for this, you just can't speak the language. 2. You watch Hollywood movies, but no matter how hard you to try to catch the words and how much time you spend to translate them, you just can't speak the language. 3. You say it's weird English , because your language doesn't have to use Tenses anytime you like to explain the time/periode of time any actions done in life. 4. You keep wondering why there should be pronunciations which are really really jawbreakers to you. 5. You keep brainwashed by the myth in your country considering English is a second or foreign language that without mastering you will be left behind. 6. It is really weird that you may create many parodies or spoofs in your country, but none of the native sp